Sad news for me today, I have an update about my ex-girlfriend, yes, I said ex
Ai Sayama and I have had to end our romantic correspondence by letter. It is a sad day my friends, I finally had thought I found the right girl for me and even my moms was so proud to hear of my engagement that she couldn’t believe it.
I received by official air mail from Japan a letter in reply and I will quote some of it for you. I can’t quote the rest because it’s private and between me and her and Mr Fujiyaka who is her manager. It says ‘Kind sir, I regret to inform you Miss Sayama can no longer continue to receive your letters and gifts for she has found true love and is set to be married this summer. She says to thank you for all your kind gifts, she received them daily, all 227 of them and rather enjoyed the gummy worms. She says thank you too for sending your underwear and that it was very kind of you to do that.’
Well, Ai, good luck to you and you new love. I know he must be quite the catch to tear you away from me. I am sorry I was not able to send you more letters and gifts my moms wouldn’t give me more money too so that’s her fault. I hope you and your fiance will be happy and hope he sucks your toes the right way I would have for you everyday Ai.
Condolences can be left in the comments. Thanks for your guys support during this tough time. I will do my best to update the blog regularly but at this point I can’t say it will ever be the same.
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